“holy shit. 80 seconds long and such a tangible horror”
Hamilton (2020) ↻
5/5
“this show opens with them shitting on hamilton. we take a break. then we shit on him again. respect”
Grease 2 (1982) ↻
4/5
“idgaf this is better than grease 1”
Best In Show (2000) ↻
4.5/5
“still stupid (loving)”
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) ↻
4.5/5
N/A
Chicago (2002) ↻
5/5
“still one of the best movies ever. everything about it is so yes”
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
2.5/5
“this movie could have been a fistfight in an applebees car park that would have lasted a third of the time”
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
2.5/5
“fuck dude,,,,doomed yaoi”
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
3/5
“peggy carter more like peg him carter amirite #feminism”
Royal Wedding (1951)
3/5
N/A
The Pirate Movie (1982) ↻
4/5
“found out this film won a razzie and a tear rolled down my cheek. this was the first time i watched this movie since i was ten and i was laughing the whole time this is so fun please watch it it's on youtube
we as a society need to make more movies that are just some bullshit again. also had a hard soundtrack
also partially filmed in south australia. south australia mention”
Christine (1983)
3.5/5
“awesome gay couple vs evil and intimidating car
i support women's wrongs”
Apollo 13 (1995)
2/5
“i would have rather watched a documentary on the actual event genuinely
shout out to the brief moment of th beatles breaking up in there”
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl (2003) ↻
4/5
“still fire”
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
4/5
“goddd i wish i could fly like they used to in china”
Top Secret! (1984)
4/5
“we as a society need to make more movies that are just bullshit”
Trading Places (1983)
2/5
“"oh you need to watch this movie" and it's two hours of slurs (feat. blackface)
some good parts. but it's like. eugh”
Anaconda (2025)
2/5
“fucked with the metaness but was not good. like theoretically good but just fell flat”
American Pie (1999)
3/5
“could not care less abt the others. oz and heather are so important”
Zootopia 2 (2025)
3/5
“breaks my heart to say that 2 did not have the grit and tight writing of the og. but still a fun watch!
nick and judy are so fucking cute dude.”
From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)
4.5/5
“a banger. half a star off for scaring me shitless for a hot minute”
Pitch Perfect (2012) ↻
2/5
“literally every group in this movie is better than the bellas i'm not afraid to say it”
Happy Death Day (2017)
3/5
“SO stupid but SO fun. i love a cheesy horror comedy”
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